Haha, found this on a t-shirt I got from a vendor last year at a tech conference. I am sure they work 99.9 percent of the time (get it, uptime guarantee…oh another pun!).

Top 10 Admin Pick-Up Lines:

1. I am a Certified Partner.
2. Your archive or mine?
3. Ever heard of a legal hold?
4. Is that your PST, or are you just happy to see me?
5. Can I get you another PST?
6. You compute me.
7. You’re so hot, you make my servers crash.
8. Was that email policy as good for you as it was for me?
9. In some cirlces, I’m know as an MVP.
10. You look so good, I want to enforce a retention policy on you.