“I Will Have a Milk Please”
Today was hilarious at dinner. My Dad had a gift card for The Olive Garden and he had never been, so we ventured down to Oxnard for an adventure in fine dining. Of course it was Sunday, so we got the excitement of waiting in traffic for about 30 minutes. Once there, we knew we have met our fine dining establishment. Waiting time was only 15 minutes luckily, but each party ahead of us had like 15 people per group. Highlight #1 was when Dad went to sit down in the waiting area and he tried to move the chair. He obviously forgot we were in Oxnard as the chair was bolted down! So, my pops sat at an angle waiting for our table facing some other interesting character that kept grinning at him. Finally it was our time and we were seated. So far so good.
“What will you have to drink?” - The waiter asks.
“I will have a milk please.” - Says Dad.
“Water fo me please.” - Says I.
After about ten minutes our lovely drinks arrive. I get a big boy cup with plenty of water. Dad gets an interesting plastic cup with a bright red lid and interesting cartoon characters on it. I just start laughing cause he just got the kids milk in a somewhat child proof cup! Classic.
Our waiter comes by and just stares at Dad’s cup of milk and says “That just is not right…”, I say “Oh, it is ok…it is hilarious!!!”
Below is a photo to validate this all really happened.

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